Category Archives: Jeff Is Weird

MIX TAPE SERIES #1: GOOSEBUMPS

In the digital age, which is the lazy way old people choose to describe the last ten years, musical concepts have changed drastically.  “Mix tapes” were replaced by “Mix CDs” were replaced by “Craigslist Casual Encounters” were replaced by “Playlists … Continue reading

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A BILLYUN REESUNS Y DA SKEETZ IZ A BETTA RITER DEN JEFF BADSMITH (CREED ROOLZ)

Our intrepid young writer, Da Skeetz, is upset at one of our writers Continue reading

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DA SKEETZ INVAYDS DALITISH!

(note from editor- Da Skeetz, who informs us his whole name is “Da Skeetz Epstein”, is an enthusiastic, yet borderline illiterate reader who decided he wanted to write for Elitish.com.  While his spelling is not conventional, and can be quite … Continue reading

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Jeff’s Quest To Write For Pitchfork (A True Story)

The (unfortunately) true and moderately embarrassing tale of my quest to become a pitchfork writer. Continue reading

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Date Rape Now Has A Soundtrack (Hint: It’s A White Frat Dude Rapping)

Here’s a hint- if you label yourself as a “suburban rapper” and then have a big label song that is called “I Love College” I am going to make fun of you Continue reading

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The Rise, and Fall (and Fall and Fall…and Fall) of Weezer, As Chronicled By A Hipster.

Do you like Weezer? No, I mean, like, now. Do you not like Weezer? No, I mean, like, in 1994. What, is that confusing somehow? Continue reading

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