Tag Archives: Hipster

Top 8 Current Bands That Are Clearly From The Future (a Timeline)

Musicians of the future walk among us. This is their story. Also, DAFT PUNK IS ROBOTS! Continue reading

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How To Be Edgy AND Indie (see also: How Do You Like This Shade of Lipstick?)

So, you want your pretty-sounding Indie band to come off as hardcore? Here’s a guide to help you out. Hope you don’t mind mascara. Continue reading

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Jeff’s Quest To Write For Pitchfork (A True Story)

The (unfortunately) true and moderately embarrassing tale of my quest to become a pitchfork writer. Continue reading

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