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The Top Songs of 2009 – #50-31

Music, it seems, has something in common with wine grapes.  It’s usually better in years ending with an odd number.  2008 had a few solid albums by some perennial favorites, but on a whole it was underwhelming.  So underwhelming, in … Continue reading

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5 Changes Pitchfork Could Make to be a Better Site

It’s easy for us less successful internet types to make fun of the online music magazine/Indie tastemakers/Festival makers/Evil plot to rule the world? that is pitchforkmedia.com.  Pretentious and elitish, we call them while sober.  “Bitchfork” we call them after a … Continue reading

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Top 10 Albums of 2008

These are the top 10 albums of 2008. Definitely. Probably. Maybe. Continue reading

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The Bands That Told Me To Vote (And Why Their Message Isn’t Bipartisan)

There’s an election… and the bands you like are secretly telling you how to vote… Continue reading

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How To Be Edgy AND Indie (see also: How Do You Like This Shade of Lipstick?)

So, you want your pretty-sounding Indie band to come off as hardcore? Here’s a guide to help you out. Hope you don’t mind mascara. Continue reading

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Jeff’s Quest To Write For Pitchfork (A True Story)

The (unfortunately) true and moderately embarrassing tale of my quest to become a pitchfork writer. Continue reading

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5 Bands That Totally Reinvented Their Sound (And Totally Suck Because Of It)

These five bands sound different then they used to. Unfortunately. Continue reading

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