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TOP 50 TRACKS OF 2011: 20-11

Holy taking forever to post a year end list, Batman, time to trudge on with the top tracks of the year. 20: M83- OK Pal M83 released one of the stronger albums of the year, which is no way a … Continue reading

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TOP 50 TRACKS OF 2011: 40-31

Yes, here I am, continuing my fine tradition in taking what the laymen call “fucking forever” to get my year end lists out there for you to listen to.  So when it took me until halfway through the year’s second … Continue reading

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TOP 50 TRACKS OF 2011: 50-41

2011 has come and gone (seriously, it’s February already, I’m continuing my streak of taking forever with these things), and much like one of the various horrific natural disasters to strike throughout the globe this year, it came both forcefully … Continue reading

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MIX TAPE SERIES #1: GOOSEBUMPS

In the digital age, which is the lazy way old people choose to describe the last ten years, musical concepts have changed drastically.  “Mix tapes” were replaced by “Mix CDs” were replaced by “Craigslist Casual Encounters” were replaced by “Playlists … Continue reading

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Top 5 Types of Songs that Mirror Relationships

It is common knowledge that roughly 99% of all the songs ever written are inherently love songs.  From The Beatles’ “Love Me Do” to Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart” to Akon’s “I Wanna Fuck You,” the human desire for … Continue reading

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The Top Songs of 2009 – #50-31

Music, it seems, has something in common with wine grapes.  It’s usually better in years ending with an odd number.  2008 had a few solid albums by some perennial favorites, but on a whole it was underwhelming.  So underwhelming, in … Continue reading

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Top 6 Worst Lyrics By Good Bands

Even the best bands have written some awful, awful lyrics. Also, I think I’m obsessed with robots, and that terrifies me. Continue reading

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5 Changes Pitchfork Could Make to be a Better Site

It’s easy for us less successful internet types to make fun of the online music magazine/Indie tastemakers/Festival makers/Evil plot to rule the world? that is pitchforkmedia.com.  Pretentious and elitish, we call them while sober.  “Bitchfork” we call them after a … Continue reading

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You’re Awesome, Fuck You: 5 Artists Who Decided to Suck After Breakthrough Albums

Remember when these bands used to be good? Well, allow me point out why they suck now. Continue reading

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How To Be Edgy AND Indie (see also: How Do You Like This Shade of Lipstick?)

So, you want your pretty-sounding Indie band to come off as hardcore? Here’s a guide to help you out. Hope you don’t mind mascara. Continue reading

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